Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Daddy Internet laga dein
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Must Watch Classical Movies..
Film: Mughal-e-Azam
Director: K Asif
Cast: Prithviraj Kapoor, Dilip Kumar and Madhubala
Why it's a must-watch: The film is a class apart. It has the best screenplay and dialogues and is very relevant even today.
Film: Mother India
Director: Mehboob Khan
Cast: Nargis, Sunil Dutt and Raaj Kumar
Why it's a must-watch: It has the best script and screenplay. Plus, Nargis' performance is unbeatable. I love the scene where the mother sells herself to take care of her dying child. My favoruite dialogue is 'Maa banna kitna mushkil hai and devi banke sab dekhna kitna aasan.'
Film: Sholay
Director: Ramesh Sippy
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Dharmendra, Hema Malini, Sanjeev Kumar, Jaya Bachchan and Amjad Khan
Why it's a must-watch: Everyone should watch the film for Ramesh Sippy, Amitabh Bachchan and Sanjeev Kumar.
Film: Deewar
Director: Yash Chopra
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Shashi Kapoor, Neetu Singh, Nirupa Roy and Parveen Babi
Why it's a must-watch: The film shows, to great effect, the relationship between brothers. It has a lot of emotions and has showed Amitabh in the 'angry young man' role. My favourite scene is when the mother goes to the temple and the poojari says that her son came and prayed for her that morning.
Film: Sahib Biwi Aur Ghulam
Director: Abrar Alvi
Cast: Guru Dutt, Waheeda Rehman and Meena Kumari
Why it's a must-watch: The era when the film was shot is very different. It shows what loss and unfulfilled desires mean. It also characterises women differently. The characters are well-understood and very true. Waheeda's jealousy evokes thoughts in people's mind.
My favourite scene is when Meena Kumari orders alcohol when she never drinks. Also, the introduction of Waheeda's character is very good. This film is a lesson in cinema. The camerawork is superb and I would call this film cinema at its best.
Film: Satya
Director: Ram Gopal Varma
Cast: J D Chakravarthi, Urmila Matondkar, Manoj Bajpai and Paresh Rawal
Why it's a must-watch: All departments in this film have brought out a masterpiece. I think this is a landmark film. My favourite scene is the climax when Satya goes to Vidya's (Urmila Matondkar) home but she doesn't let him in, and he gets shot.
Film: Chupke Chupke
Director: Hrishikesh Mukherjee
Cast: Dharmendra, Amitabh Bachchan, Sharmila Tagore and Jaya Bachchan
Why it's a must-watch: This is the first time anybody has seen Dharamji in a funny role. We had seen him in macho roles, and it was a pleasant treat to see him in Chupke Chupke. I love all the scenes where he tries to speak authentic Hindi. It is very funny.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
10 power words for your CV
So far, our articles on CV writing mainly discussed what you should or should not write in your CV. The purpose of this article is to go a little deeper into the content of your CV and see what type of words can make the selector immediately shortlist your CV for an interview.
The basic purpose of these words is to demonstrate your hold of a particular situation and the actions you took to achieve a result or come out of a situation. One important thing to note here is that the immediate past tense of a verb is more powerful than the verb itself. Using a past tense also shows that you actually completed the work you started successfully. Adding some figures and facts along with these verbs would add more impact.
Let's see with an example how each word can be utilised to its full power:
1. Achieved
Good example: Achieved the target of implementing the software onsite for 200 users 15 days before the deadline.
Bad example: To implement the software onsite.
This sounds more like a responsibility. The interviewer is mainly interested in knowing about your output.
2. Built
Good Example: Built new premises to convert the study centre into a residential college accommodating 200 students.
Bad example: Building a new premise for the residential college.
3. Developed
Good example: Developed guidelines for 50 users to understand and use the new process for client handling.
Bad example: Developing guidelines to use the new process for client handling.
The selector and the interviewer will be amused with questions like: What guidelines? When? For whom?. The good example here answers these queries and shows your output rather than your responsibility.
4. Eliminated
Good example: Eliminated the use of thick brown tape for sealing the packages to reduce the cost by over 15 per cent.
Bad example: To eliminate wasteful of resources.
The selector will again have the questions like 'what type of resources?', 'how did your action help?'
5. Forecast
Good example: Forecast a downturn in the FMCG business because of economic slowdown. Suggested measures to combat it and achieve the quarterly target.
Bad example: To analyse and forecast the market.
6. Introduced
Good example: Introduced a new process to handle queries from potential customers to increase the conversion rate by 60 per cent.
Bad example: Introducing a new process to handle client queries.
7. Modernised
Good example: Modernised a chain of 15 retail outlets across three states to meet the taste of urban youth.
Bad example: To modernise the look of retail chain outlets.
8. Organised
Good example: Organised reseller conferences in three cities while maintaining a close co-ordination with three internal departments and four vendors.
Bad example: Organising events like exhibitions and retailer conferences.
9. Recommended
Good example: Recommended five new ways to ensure that the company is able to roll out the new version of its 'small car' before the launch of Nano [Images].
Bad example: Recommending ways for the company to roll out its new 'small car'
10. Secured
Secured first position in the university while pursuing MBA course and helped the college stand at the top of the list.
How do I use these in my CV?
1. List your responsibilities and achievements.
2. Find the one word that best describes your role in that situation such as manage, co-ordinate, plan, advise etc.
3. Begin your sentence with the past tense of the verb you decide to use for every responsibility.
4. Add some figures and facts to your statement.
If you are stuck with finding a good word to describe your action in the CV, take a look at this list of some frequently used action words.
The basic purpose of these words is to demonstrate your hold of a particular situation and the actions you took to achieve a result or come out of a situation. One important thing to note here is that the immediate past tense of a verb is more powerful than the verb itself. Using a past tense also shows that you actually completed the work you started successfully. Adding some figures and facts along with these verbs would add more impact.
Let's see with an example how each word can be utilised to its full power:
1. Achieved
Good example: Achieved the target of implementing the software onsite for 200 users 15 days before the deadline.
Bad example: To implement the software onsite.
This sounds more like a responsibility. The interviewer is mainly interested in knowing about your output.
2. Built
Good Example: Built new premises to convert the study centre into a residential college accommodating 200 students.
Bad example: Building a new premise for the residential college.
3. Developed
Good example: Developed guidelines for 50 users to understand and use the new process for client handling.
Bad example: Developing guidelines to use the new process for client handling.
The selector and the interviewer will be amused with questions like: What guidelines? When? For whom?. The good example here answers these queries and shows your output rather than your responsibility.
4. Eliminated
Good example: Eliminated the use of thick brown tape for sealing the packages to reduce the cost by over 15 per cent.
Bad example: To eliminate wasteful of resources.
The selector will again have the questions like 'what type of resources?', 'how did your action help?'
5. Forecast
Good example: Forecast a downturn in the FMCG business because of economic slowdown. Suggested measures to combat it and achieve the quarterly target.
Bad example: To analyse and forecast the market.
6. Introduced
Good example: Introduced a new process to handle queries from potential customers to increase the conversion rate by 60 per cent.
Bad example: Introducing a new process to handle client queries.
7. Modernised
Good example: Modernised a chain of 15 retail outlets across three states to meet the taste of urban youth.
Bad example: To modernise the look of retail chain outlets.
8. Organised
Good example: Organised reseller conferences in three cities while maintaining a close co-ordination with three internal departments and four vendors.
Bad example: Organising events like exhibitions and retailer conferences.
9. Recommended
Good example: Recommended five new ways to ensure that the company is able to roll out the new version of its 'small car' before the launch of Nano [Images].
Bad example: Recommending ways for the company to roll out its new 'small car'
10. Secured
Secured first position in the university while pursuing MBA course and helped the college stand at the top of the list.
How do I use these in my CV?
1. List your responsibilities and achievements.
2. Find the one word that best describes your role in that situation such as manage, co-ordinate, plan, advise etc.
3. Begin your sentence with the past tense of the verb you decide to use for every responsibility.
4. Add some figures and facts to your statement.
If you are stuck with finding a good word to describe your action in the CV, take a look at this list of some frequently used action words.
Achieved | Acquired | Attained | Analysed | Assessed | Appraised |
Completed | Composed | Created | Designed | Developed | Directed |
Drafted | Established | Eliminated | Ensured | Forecast | Found |
Introduced | Investigated | Implemented | Launched | Liaised | Managed |
Marketed | Operated | Organised | Presented | Procured | Provided |
Promoted | Recruited | Revised | Researched | Recognised | Resolved |
Scheduled | Secured | Scored | Solved | Supervised | Terminated |
Targeted | Trained | Taught | Teamed Up |
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Men just take 8.2 seconds to fall in love!
It takes 8.2 seconds for a man to fall in love at first sight, say scientists.
What's more, if a man's gaze is more like four seconds, research suggests, he is less than impressed.
But if the eye contact breaks the 8.2 second barrier, he could be in love, say boffins.
However, women treat both hunks and geeks alike, with their eyes lingering on both for similar amounts of time, reports The Telegraph.
To reach the conclusion, researchers used hidden cameras, and secretly tracked the eye movements of 115 students as they spoke to actors and actresses.
They were then asked to rate their conversation partner's attractiveness.
The journal Archives of Sexual Behavior reported that men looked into the eyes of actresses they considered beautiful for an average of 8.2 seconds, but that dropped to 4.5 seconds when gazing at those they rated less attractive.
The female students, however, did not differ in the amount of time they spent looking at the actors.
According to researchers, men use eye contact to seek out fit and fertile mates.
What's more, if a man's gaze is more like four seconds, research suggests, he is less than impressed.
But if the eye contact breaks the 8.2 second barrier, he could be in love, say boffins.
However, women treat both hunks and geeks alike, with their eyes lingering on both for similar amounts of time, reports The Telegraph.
To reach the conclusion, researchers used hidden cameras, and secretly tracked the eye movements of 115 students as they spoke to actors and actresses.
They were then asked to rate their conversation partner's attractiveness.
The journal Archives of Sexual Behavior reported that men looked into the eyes of actresses they considered beautiful for an average of 8.2 seconds, but that dropped to 4.5 seconds when gazing at those they rated less attractive.
The female students, however, did not differ in the amount of time they spent looking at the actors.
According to researchers, men use eye contact to seek out fit and fertile mates.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
very sweet love story....
An amazing Love Story
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.'Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And,every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
'My dearest,please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him..Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.'
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.'Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And,every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
'My dearest,please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him..Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.'
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Definition OF KISS :) padho padho ...!!!
Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
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Prof. Of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
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Prof. Of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
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Prof. Of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
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Prof. Of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
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Prof. Of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
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Prof. Of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
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Prof. Of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
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Prof. Of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
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Prof. Of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
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Prof. Of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
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Prof. Of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
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Prof. Of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
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Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
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Prof. Of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
*******
Prof. Of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
*******
Prof. Of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
*******
Prof. Of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
*******
Prof. Of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
*******
Prof. Of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
*******
Prof. Of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
*******
Prof. Of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
*******
Prof. Of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
*******
Prof. Of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
*******
Prof. Of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
*******
Prof. Of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
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What MEN / WOMEN Says and What's their actual Meaning.
What MEN / WOMEN Says and What's their actual Meaning.
WOMEN'S WORDS
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Fine, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?
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MEN'S WORDS
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have s@x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you
give ur wife ur full salary or else....
A letter of Husband to Wife:*
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
Hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart.
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
Hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
179 ways of Saying I LUV U :)......Which one wld u choose... !!! HAVE A luk
1. Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
2. Albanian - te dua
3. Alentejano (Portugal) - Gosto De Ti, Porra!
4. Alsacien (Elsass) - Ich hoan dich gear
5. Amharic (Aethio.) - Afekrishalehou
6. Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
7. Armenian - yes kez shat em siroom
8. Assamese - Moi tomak bhal pau
9. Assyr - Az tha hijthmekem
10. Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) - Saya cinta mu
11. Bambara - M'bi fe
12. Bangla - Ami tomakay bala basi
13. Bangladeschi - Ami tomake walobashi
14. Basque - Nere maitea
15. Batak - Holong rohangku di ho
16. Bavarian - tuI mog di
17. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
18. Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi
19. Berber - Lakh tirikh
20. Bicol - Namumutan ta ka
21. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
22. Bolivian Quechua - Qanta munani
23. Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te Turkish seni seviyorum
24. Bulgarian - As te obicham
25. Bulgarian - Obicham te
26. Burmese - chit pa de
27. Cambodian (to the female) - bon saleng oun
28. Cambodian (to the male) - oun saleng bon
29. Canadian French - Je t'adore ("I love you")
30. Canadian French - Je t'aime ("I like you")
31. Catalan - T'estim (mallorcan)
32. Cebuano - Gihigugma ko ikaw
33. Chamoru (or Chamorro) - Hu guaiya hao
34. Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
35. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
36. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
37. Chickasaw - Chiholloli (first 'i' nasalized)
38. Chinese - Ngo oi ney a (Cantonese)
39. Chinese - Wuo ai nee (Mandarin)
40. Corsican - Ti tengu cara (to female)
41. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
42. Creol - Mi aime jou
43. Croatian - Volim te (used in common speech)
44. Czech - Miluji Te
45. Danish - Jeg elsker dig
46. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
47. Dutch - Jeg elsker dig
48. Ecuador Quechua - Canda munani
49. English - I love thee (used only in Christian context)
50. English - I love you
51. Eskimo - Nagligivaget
52. Esperanto - Mi amas vim
53. Estonian - Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind (formal)
54. Ethiopia - afekereshe alhu
55. Faroese - Eg elski teg
56. Farsi - Tora dost daram
57. Filipino - Mahal ka ta
58. Finnish (Minä) rakastan sinua
59. Flemish (Ghent) - 'k'ou van ui
60. French (formal) - Je vous aime
61. Friesian - Ik hald fan dei
62. Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
63. Galician - Querote (or) Amote
64. Georgian - Miquar shen
65. German - Ich liebe Dich
66. Ghanaian - Me dor wo
67. Greek - agapo se
68. Greek - S'agapo
69. Greenlandic - Asavakit
70. Gronings - Ik hol van die
71. Gujarati - oo tane prem karu chu
72. Hausa - Ina sonki
73. Hawaiian - Aloha au ia`oe
74. Hebrew - Ani ohevet ota
75. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
76. Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
77. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
78. Hokkien - Wa ai lu
79. Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
80. Hungarian - Szeretlek te'ged
81. Icelandic - Eg elska thig
82. Ilocano - Ay ayating ka
83. Indi - Mai Tujhe Pyaar Kartha Ho
84. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu ('Saya', commonly used)
85. Inuit - Negligevapse
86. Iranian - Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
87. Irish - taim i' ngra leat
88. Italian - Ti amo/Ti voglio bene
89. Japanese - Anata wa, dai suki desu
90. Javanese (formal) - Kulo tresno marang panjenengan
91. Javanese (informal) - aku terno kowe
92. Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
93. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
94. Kenya (Kalenjin) - Achamin
95. Kenya (Kiswahili) - Ninakupenda
96. Kikongo - Mono ke zola nge (mono ke' zola nge')
97. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
98. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
99. Korean - SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei
100. Kurdish - Khoshtm Auyt
101. Laos - Chanrackkun
102. Latin - Te amo
103. Latvian - Es mîlu Tevi
104. Lebanese - Bahibak
105. Lingala - Nalingi yo
106. Lithuanian - As Myliu Tave
107. Lojban - mi do prami
108. Luo - Aheri
109. Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
110. Macedonian - Jas Te Sakam
111. Madrid - lingo Me molas, tronca
112. Maiese - Wa wa
113. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu
114. Maltese - Inhobbok hafna
115. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
116. Mohawk - Kanbhik
117. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
118. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
119. Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
120. Ndebele - Niyakutanda
121. Nigeria (Hausa) - Ina sonki
122. Nigeria (Yoruba langauge) - Mo fe ran re
123. Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg
124. Osetian - Aez dae warzyn
125. Pakistan (Urdu) - May tum say pyar karta hun
126. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
127. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
128. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
129. Persian - Tora Doost Darem
130. Pig Latin - I-yea Ove-lea Ou-yea
131. Polish - Kocham Cie
132. Portuguese (Brazilian) - Eu te amo
133. Punjabi - me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
134. Quenya - Tye-mela'ne
135. Romanian - Te ador (stronger)
136. Romanian - Te iubesc
137. Russian - Ya tyebya lyublyu
138. Samoan - Ou te alofa outou
139. Sanskrit - tvayi snihyaami
140. Scottish Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
141. Serbo-Croatian - Volim te
142. Setswana - Ke a go rata
143. Shona - Ndinokuda
144. Sign language - Spread hand out so no fingers are touching. Bring in middle & ring fingers and touch then to the palm of your hand.
145. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
146. Singhalese - Mama oyaata aadareyi
147. Slovenian - ljubim te
148. South Sotho - Ke o Rata
149. Spanish - Te quiero / te amo / yo amor
150. Sri Lanka - mame adhare
151. Surinam - Mi lobi joe
152. Swahili - Naku penda
153. Swedish - Jag älskar dig
154. Swiss-German - Ch-ha di gärn
155. Tagalong - Mahal Kita / Iniibig kita
156. Tahitian - Ua here au ia oe
157. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
158. Tamil - Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
159. Telugu - Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu
160. Thailand - Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
161. Tunisian - Ha eh bak
162. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
163. Ukrainian - Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu
164. Urdu - Mea tum se pyaar karta hu (to a girl)
165. Urdu - Mea tum se pyar karti hu (to a boy)
166. Vietnamese (Females) - Em yeu Anh
167. Vietnamese (Males) - Anh yeu Em
168. Vlaams - Ik hue van ye
169. Vulcan - Wani ra yana ro aisha
170. Welsh - Rwy'n dy garu di
171. Wolof - Da ma la nope
172. Yiddish - Ich han dich lib
173. Yoruba - Mo ni fe
174. Yucatec Maya - 'in k'aatech (the love of lovers)
175. Yugoslavian - Ya te volim
176. Zambia (Chibemba) - Nali ku temwa
177. Zazi - Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
178. Zimbabwe - Ndinokuda
179. Zulu - Mina funani wena
"I LOVE YOU " ..... :)
2. Albanian - te dua
3. Alentejano (Portugal) - Gosto De Ti, Porra!
4. Alsacien (Elsass) - Ich hoan dich gear
5. Amharic (Aethio.) - Afekrishalehou
6. Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
7. Armenian - yes kez shat em siroom
8. Assamese - Moi tomak bhal pau
9. Assyr - Az tha hijthmekem
10. Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) - Saya cinta mu
11. Bambara - M'bi fe
12. Bangla - Ami tomakay bala basi
13. Bangladeschi - Ami tomake walobashi
14. Basque - Nere maitea
15. Batak - Holong rohangku di ho
16. Bavarian - tuI mog di
17. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
18. Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi
19. Berber - Lakh tirikh
20. Bicol - Namumutan ta ka
21. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
22. Bolivian Quechua - Qanta munani
23. Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te Turkish seni seviyorum
24. Bulgarian - As te obicham
25. Bulgarian - Obicham te
26. Burmese - chit pa de
27. Cambodian (to the female) - bon saleng oun
28. Cambodian (to the male) - oun saleng bon
29. Canadian French - Je t'adore ("I love you")
30. Canadian French - Je t'aime ("I like you")
31. Catalan - T'estim (mallorcan)
32. Cebuano - Gihigugma ko ikaw
33. Chamoru (or Chamorro) - Hu guaiya hao
34. Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
35. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
36. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
37. Chickasaw - Chiholloli (first 'i' nasalized)
38. Chinese - Ngo oi ney a (Cantonese)
39. Chinese - Wuo ai nee (Mandarin)
40. Corsican - Ti tengu cara (to female)
41. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
42. Creol - Mi aime jou
43. Croatian - Volim te (used in common speech)
44. Czech - Miluji Te
45. Danish - Jeg elsker dig
46. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
47. Dutch - Jeg elsker dig
48. Ecuador Quechua - Canda munani
49. English - I love thee (used only in Christian context)
50. English - I love you
51. Eskimo - Nagligivaget
52. Esperanto - Mi amas vim
53. Estonian - Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind (formal)
54. Ethiopia - afekereshe alhu
55. Faroese - Eg elski teg
56. Farsi - Tora dost daram
57. Filipino - Mahal ka ta
58. Finnish (Minä) rakastan sinua
59. Flemish (Ghent) - 'k'ou van ui
60. French (formal) - Je vous aime
61. Friesian - Ik hald fan dei
62. Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
63. Galician - Querote (or) Amote
64. Georgian - Miquar shen
65. German - Ich liebe Dich
66. Ghanaian - Me dor wo
67. Greek - agapo se
68. Greek - S'agapo
69. Greenlandic - Asavakit
70. Gronings - Ik hol van die
71. Gujarati - oo tane prem karu chu
72. Hausa - Ina sonki
73. Hawaiian - Aloha au ia`oe
74. Hebrew - Ani ohevet ota
75. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
76. Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
77. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
78. Hokkien - Wa ai lu
79. Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
80. Hungarian - Szeretlek te'ged
81. Icelandic - Eg elska thig
82. Ilocano - Ay ayating ka
83. Indi - Mai Tujhe Pyaar Kartha Ho
84. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu ('Saya', commonly used)
85. Inuit - Negligevapse
86. Iranian - Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
87. Irish - taim i' ngra leat
88. Italian - Ti amo/Ti voglio bene
89. Japanese - Anata wa, dai suki desu
90. Javanese (formal) - Kulo tresno marang panjenengan
91. Javanese (informal) - aku terno kowe
92. Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
93. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
94. Kenya (Kalenjin) - Achamin
95. Kenya (Kiswahili) - Ninakupenda
96. Kikongo - Mono ke zola nge (mono ke' zola nge')
97. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
98. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
99. Korean - SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei
100. Kurdish - Khoshtm Auyt
101. Laos - Chanrackkun
102. Latin - Te amo
103. Latvian - Es mîlu Tevi
104. Lebanese - Bahibak
105. Lingala - Nalingi yo
106. Lithuanian - As Myliu Tave
107. Lojban - mi do prami
108. Luo - Aheri
109. Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
110. Macedonian - Jas Te Sakam
111. Madrid - lingo Me molas, tronca
112. Maiese - Wa wa
113. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu
114. Maltese - Inhobbok hafna
115. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
116. Mohawk - Kanbhik
117. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
118. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
119. Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
120. Ndebele - Niyakutanda
121. Nigeria (Hausa) - Ina sonki
122. Nigeria (Yoruba langauge) - Mo fe ran re
123. Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg
124. Osetian - Aez dae warzyn
125. Pakistan (Urdu) - May tum say pyar karta hun
126. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
127. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
128. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
129. Persian - Tora Doost Darem
130. Pig Latin - I-yea Ove-lea Ou-yea
131. Polish - Kocham Cie
132. Portuguese (Brazilian) - Eu te amo
133. Punjabi - me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
134. Quenya - Tye-mela'ne
135. Romanian - Te ador (stronger)
136. Romanian - Te iubesc
137. Russian - Ya tyebya lyublyu
138. Samoan - Ou te alofa outou
139. Sanskrit - tvayi snihyaami
140. Scottish Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
141. Serbo-Croatian - Volim te
142. Setswana - Ke a go rata
143. Shona - Ndinokuda
144. Sign language - Spread hand out so no fingers are touching. Bring in middle & ring fingers and touch then to the palm of your hand.
145. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
146. Singhalese - Mama oyaata aadareyi
147. Slovenian - ljubim te
148. South Sotho - Ke o Rata
149. Spanish - Te quiero / te amo / yo amor
150. Sri Lanka - mame adhare
151. Surinam - Mi lobi joe
152. Swahili - Naku penda
153. Swedish - Jag älskar dig
154. Swiss-German - Ch-ha di gärn
155. Tagalong - Mahal Kita / Iniibig kita
156. Tahitian - Ua here au ia oe
157. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
158. Tamil - Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
159. Telugu - Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu
160. Thailand - Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
161. Tunisian - Ha eh bak
162. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
163. Ukrainian - Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu
164. Urdu - Mea tum se pyaar karta hu (to a girl)
165. Urdu - Mea tum se pyar karti hu (to a boy)
166. Vietnamese (Females) - Em yeu Anh
167. Vietnamese (Males) - Anh yeu Em
168. Vlaams - Ik hue van ye
169. Vulcan - Wani ra yana ro aisha
170. Welsh - Rwy'n dy garu di
171. Wolof - Da ma la nope
172. Yiddish - Ich han dich lib
173. Yoruba - Mo ni fe
174. Yucatec Maya - 'in k'aatech (the love of lovers)
175. Yugoslavian - Ya te volim
176. Zambia (Chibemba) - Nali ku temwa
177. Zazi - Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
178. Zimbabwe - Ndinokuda
179. Zulu - Mina funani wena
"I LOVE YOU " ..... :)
Friday, February 13, 2009
JUST FRIEND v/s BEST FRIEND
Just Friends VS.Best Friends
A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??
A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.
A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.
A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story.....
A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.
A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....
A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....
A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish
A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??
A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.
A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.
A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story.....
A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.
A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....
A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....
A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish
AKELAPAN KI ZINDGI
Zindagi me log aate hain
Do kadam saath chalte hain
Haath milate hain, gale milte hain
Aur phir chale jaate hain
Zindagi naam hai akelepan ka
Apne sapno ko khud pura karne ka
Dusre ke asahaara na lekar khud kuch kar dikhane ka
Maut se na dar kar, na gam se pareshan ho kar, sab kuch sahte rehne ka
Chalte jane ka muskuraate hue, ghosla banate armaano ka
Zindagi naam hai, maut ke hathon sab har kar bhi jeet jaane ka!
Do kadam saath chalte hain
Haath milate hain, gale milte hain
Aur phir chale jaate hain
Zindagi naam hai akelepan ka
Apne sapno ko khud pura karne ka
Dusre ke asahaara na lekar khud kuch kar dikhane ka
Maut se na dar kar, na gam se pareshan ho kar, sab kuch sahte rehne ka
Chalte jane ka muskuraate hue, ghosla banate armaano ka
Zindagi naam hai, maut ke hathon sab har kar bhi jeet jaane ka!
Valentine's Day Poem
You are my heart, my hope, my help,
The passion that is me,
The whole of which I am a part,
My peace, my ecstasy.
You are my future, present, past,
My ship, my sail, my ocean,
The wind that brings me home again,
The home for every motion.
You live within me, yet I am
Without you all alone.
With you I am full of light;
Without you I am stone.
Is this foolish? Yes, perhaps,
But also it is true.
I think of life as something I
Can spend with only you.
Ah, my love! Love longs for such
Sweet celebrants as this!
Love is a burden and a joy,
Slavery and bliss.
This day of love come love with me,
Come sing with me my song.
Come be my Valentine, and I
Will love you my life long, my love,
Will love you my life long.
The passion that is me,
The whole of which I am a part,
My peace, my ecstasy.
You are my future, present, past,
My ship, my sail, my ocean,
The wind that brings me home again,
The home for every motion.
You live within me, yet I am
Without you all alone.
With you I am full of light;
Without you I am stone.
Is this foolish? Yes, perhaps,
But also it is true.
I think of life as something I
Can spend with only you.
Ah, my love! Love longs for such
Sweet celebrants as this!
Love is a burden and a joy,
Slavery and bliss.
This day of love come love with me,
Come sing with me my song.
Come be my Valentine, and I
Will love you my life long, my love,
Will love you my life long.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
What do u think happens to the light of ur REFRIGERATIOR when u close d door ????
Will d light in ur refrigerator goes off or not when U close the door? Check out with these ideas :)
Here are three ideas :
* Take a camcorder and turn it on so it is recording. Then put it in the refrigerator, close the door and open it again. You can rewind and watch the tape to see if the light turned off.
* If you want to be higher tech, you could install a Webcam in your refrigerator and watch it live on the Internet.
* Another idea would be to put a thermometer on the bulb and leave the door shut for 10 minutes. Then open the door and check the thermometer immediately. If it is cold, then you know the bulb was off when the door was closed.
Here are three ideas :
* Take a camcorder and turn it on so it is recording. Then put it in the refrigerator, close the door and open it again. You can rewind and watch the tape to see if the light turned off.
* If you want to be higher tech, you could install a Webcam in your refrigerator and watch it live on the Internet.
* Another idea would be to put a thermometer on the bulb and leave the door shut for 10 minutes. Then open the door and check the thermometer immediately. If it is cold, then you know the bulb was off when the door was closed.
Titanic song remake in ORKUT song
Every time in my orkut
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself " single".
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself " single".
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Why 10 digits in a Phone Number ??
The telephone number that you dial to call somebody is basically an address, similar to the IP address of a computer or the street address of your home. The length of the telephone number varies depending on the country you are calling.
In the United States, phone numbers are fixed-length, with a total of 10 digits. The 3-3-4 scheme, developed by AT&T in 1947, uses three blocks of numbers arranged in two blocks of three and a single block of four digits.
* Area code - Regulated by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), area codes are used to designate a specific geographic region, such as a city or part of a state.
* Prefix - The prefix originally referred to the specific switch that a phone line connected to. Each switch at a phone carrier's central office had a unique three-digit number. With the arrival of computerized switches, many systems now allow local number portability (LNP). This means that a customer's phone number can be moved to another switch without having to change any part of it, including the prefix, as long as the customer does not move out of the local-rate area.
* Line number - This is the number assigned at the switch level to the phone line that you are using. Since the number is assigned to the line and not to the phone itself, you can easily change phones or add more phones to the same line.
In the United States, phone numbers are fixed-length, with a total of 10 digits. The 3-3-4 scheme, developed by AT&T in 1947, uses three blocks of numbers arranged in two blocks of three and a single block of four digits.
* Area code - Regulated by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), area codes are used to designate a specific geographic region, such as a city or part of a state.
* Prefix - The prefix originally referred to the specific switch that a phone line connected to. Each switch at a phone carrier's central office had a unique three-digit number. With the arrival of computerized switches, many systems now allow local number portability (LNP). This means that a customer's phone number can be moved to another switch without having to change any part of it, including the prefix, as long as the customer does not move out of the local-rate area.
* Line number - This is the number assigned at the switch level to the phone line that you are using. Since the number is assigned to the line and not to the phone itself, you can easily change phones or add more phones to the same line.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
MTV Roadies Hell Down Under
The verdict is out and hell is just round the corner for the 20 selected "Roadies". Post the nerve-wrecking auditions, a big surprise is coming up on the very first journey episode of roadies. The roadies will meet Akshya Kumar. The action king of bollywood will give them the first task, a commando obstacle race. Akshay Kumar will take the Roadies throughh a Chandi chowk to Chaina experience, as he introduces a new tougher terrain and unthinkable tasks.
Raghu, the man behind the show, will make a surprise entry and with him comes the first shocking twist of the season. The roadies are dividied and are made to do a task by Akshay. What happnes to them next? Have theyalready lost their chance to go Down Under?
The Prize money has been doubled from 5 lac to 10 lac. The roadies will flag off their journey from New Delhi and will travel further down to Udaipur, Ahmedbad and Silvassa. The group will aslo travel to Adelaide, Australia. From there, the journey will continue to Broken Hill, Gold Coast and Coffs Harbour to name a few. For the 20 chosen ones this year, MTV Roadies Hell Down Under is going to be once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Raghu, the man behind the show, will make a surprise entry and with him comes the first shocking twist of the season. The roadies are dividied and are made to do a task by Akshay. What happnes to them next? Have theyalready lost their chance to go Down Under?
The Prize money has been doubled from 5 lac to 10 lac. The roadies will flag off their journey from New Delhi and will travel further down to Udaipur, Ahmedbad and Silvassa. The group will aslo travel to Adelaide, Australia. From there, the journey will continue to Broken Hill, Gold Coast and Coffs Harbour to name a few. For the 20 chosen ones this year, MTV Roadies Hell Down Under is going to be once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
MAH CET 2009 MBA
Maharashtra Common Entrance Test is conducted for the students aspiring to do post-graduation in management courses. The score obtained in CET is applicable for admission in the Government, University Managed, University Departments and Unaided Institutes in the Maharashtra State. All the courses available though this Entrance test are full time two year course, approved by AICTE.
Available Courses :
• Master of Business Administration (MBA)
• Master of Management Studies (MMS)
• Post Graduate Diploma in Business Management (PGDBM)
• Post Graduate Diploma in Business Administration (PGDBA)
Eligibility Criteria :
• The candidate should have completed his Bachelor’s degree of minimum 3 years regular in any discipline.
• The candidate must have got minimum of 45% marks.
• The minimum percentage required in case of SC/ST students is 40%
• Final year students are also eligible to take test but they have to provide the provisional at the time of admission.
• There is no age restriction for CET.
Important Dates :
1. Sale of application form (at post offices) : from 15th Jan, 2009
2. Online submission of application form : 15th Jan, 2009 – 31st Jan, 2009
3. Last date to submit application form
(by post) : 31st Jan, 2009
4. Commencement of exam : 15th Feb, 2009 (2PM – 5PM)
5. Declaration of result : 23rd Mar, 2009
6. Registration for GD/PI : 11th May, 2009 – 22nd May, 2009
7. Final selected students list : 29th Jun, 2009
The detailed information about the dates can be availed at the official website of the Maharashtra CET given below.
Examination Pattern & Syllabus:
• Their will be total of 200 questions
• Total time given for completion of all the questions will be 2 and a half hour.
• The level of the question will be equivalent to the level of Maharashtra Higher Secondary Board.
Contact Details :
Directorte of Technical Education,
Maharashtra State
3, Mahapalika Marg, Post Box No.1967,
Mumbai-400 001
Phone: (022) 22620601, 22690602, 22641150, 22641151
Fax: 22692102
E-Mail: desk2a@dte.org.in
Web: http://www.dte.org.in/mba
Available Courses :
• Master of Business Administration (MBA)
• Master of Management Studies (MMS)
• Post Graduate Diploma in Business Management (PGDBM)
• Post Graduate Diploma in Business Administration (PGDBA)
Eligibility Criteria :
• The candidate should have completed his Bachelor’s degree of minimum 3 years regular in any discipline.
• The candidate must have got minimum of 45% marks.
• The minimum percentage required in case of SC/ST students is 40%
• Final year students are also eligible to take test but they have to provide the provisional at the time of admission.
• There is no age restriction for CET.
Important Dates :
1. Sale of application form (at post offices) : from 15th Jan, 2009
2. Online submission of application form : 15th Jan, 2009 – 31st Jan, 2009
3. Last date to submit application form
(by post) : 31st Jan, 2009
4. Commencement of exam : 15th Feb, 2009 (2PM – 5PM)
5. Declaration of result : 23rd Mar, 2009
6. Registration for GD/PI : 11th May, 2009 – 22nd May, 2009
7. Final selected students list : 29th Jun, 2009
The detailed information about the dates can be availed at the official website of the Maharashtra CET given below.
Examination Pattern & Syllabus:
• Their will be total of 200 questions
• Total time given for completion of all the questions will be 2 and a half hour.
• The level of the question will be equivalent to the level of Maharashtra Higher Secondary Board.
Contact Details :
Directorte of Technical Education,
Maharashtra State
3, Mahapalika Marg, Post Box No.1967,
Mumbai-400 001
Phone: (022) 22620601, 22690602, 22641150, 22641151
Fax: 22692102
E-Mail: desk2a@dte.org.in
Web: http://www.dte.org.in/mba
FMS 2009 MBA
Faculty of Management Studies conducts an Entrance exam for the students who aspire to do MBA, generally known as FMS Admission Test. The institute was established in 1954 and is a part of University of Delhi. It has been listed in the top institutes among the Management offering institutes in the country. The institute does not provide any reserved seats for the students which are not the resident of Delhi or NCR.
Eligibility Criteria :
• The candidate must have done 10+2 from a recognized board.
• The candidate must have also done Bachelor’s degree in any of the following fields:
Medicine
Engineering
Technology
• Equivalent candidates with CGPA are also eligible lest they have obtained a score of 6 or above.
• The percentage criteria for students are:
The students under science stream must have got a minimum of 55% marks.
The students under Commerce, Arts, and Social Sciences are eligible at 50% marks.
Statistics or Mathematics students must have got a minimum of 60% marks.
Important Dates:
1. Sale of Application form : from 20th Oct, 2008
2. Last date for submission of the application form : 1st Dec, 2008
3. Date commencement of exam : 11th Jan, 2009
Distribution of Seats:
There are total of 144 seats for the course, out of which the distribution is made like:
• General category : 70 seats
• OBC : 25 seats
• SC : 18 seats
• ST : 9 seats
• Supplementary category : 22 seats
Selection Procedure:
The selection procedure would proceed as follows:
• The candidates would be short-listed on the basis of the performance in the Entrance Exam.
• The short-listed students would be then called for GD/PI/Extempore.
• Final declaration of the successful candidates would be made on the basis of the collective performance of the candidate in all the t Entrance test and GD/PI/Extempore.
Contact Details :
North Campus:
The Administrative Officer
Faculty of Management Studies
University of Delhi, Delhi - 110 007
Tel: +91 11 2766 6382 / 6387 / 6388
South Campus:
The Administrative Officer
Faculty of Management Studies
Shanti Prasad Jain Advanced Management Research Center
University of Delhi South Campus
Benito Juarez Road, Delhi - 110 021
Tel: +91 11 2687 5875 / 5879
Fax: 2687 5878
Eligibility Criteria :
• The candidate must have done 10+2 from a recognized board.
• The candidate must have also done Bachelor’s degree in any of the following fields:
Medicine
Engineering
Technology
• Equivalent candidates with CGPA are also eligible lest they have obtained a score of 6 or above.
• The percentage criteria for students are:
The students under science stream must have got a minimum of 55% marks.
The students under Commerce, Arts, and Social Sciences are eligible at 50% marks.
Statistics or Mathematics students must have got a minimum of 60% marks.
Important Dates:
1. Sale of Application form : from 20th Oct, 2008
2. Last date for submission of the application form : 1st Dec, 2008
3. Date commencement of exam : 11th Jan, 2009
Distribution of Seats:
There are total of 144 seats for the course, out of which the distribution is made like:
• General category : 70 seats
• OBC : 25 seats
• SC : 18 seats
• ST : 9 seats
• Supplementary category : 22 seats
Selection Procedure:
The selection procedure would proceed as follows:
• The candidates would be short-listed on the basis of the performance in the Entrance Exam.
• The short-listed students would be then called for GD/PI/Extempore.
• Final declaration of the successful candidates would be made on the basis of the collective performance of the candidate in all the t Entrance test and GD/PI/Extempore.
Contact Details :
North Campus:
The Administrative Officer
Faculty of Management Studies
University of Delhi, Delhi - 110 007
Tel: +91 11 2766 6382 / 6387 / 6388
South Campus:
The Administrative Officer
Faculty of Management Studies
Shanti Prasad Jain Advanced Management Research Center
University of Delhi South Campus
Benito Juarez Road, Delhi - 110 021
Tel: +91 11 2687 5875 / 5879
Fax: 2687 5878
IIBF 2009 MBA
Indian Institute of Banking & Finance is an institute, which provides the facility of Distance Learning in Management of Banking and Finance programme. The candidate appearing in the examinations not only get the adequate education and knowledge inputs but the institute also offers various educational services namely publishing specific courseware for each paper/examination, publishing work books, tutorials through accredited institutions, contact classes, virtual classes, e-learning through portal and many more.
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate who has done a Bachelor’s course from a recognized University in any disciple.
* The minimum duration of the course must not be less than 3 years.
* The candidate must have got an aggregate of 50% marks in the Bachelor’s degree.
* The candidates currently in their final year of graduation are also eligible to apply lest they have to submit all the necessary documents before their admission.
Important Dates:
1. Enrolment for the program starts : June, 2008
2. Last date of the exam : End of Jan, 2009
Examination Pattern:
* The medium of the exam will be English.
* Total of three sections would be there, based on the difficulty level viz. basic, intermediate, and advanced level
* Their will be total of 120 questions which need to be answered in 120 minutes.
* Their will be negative marking scheme applied in the test. For example, if there are 4 choices in one question then 1/8 mark will be deducted for each wrong answer.
Passing Criteria:
* The one who gets minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in a single attempt with 45% marks in individual section will be declared as pass.
* Candidates getting more than 70% marks will be declared as First Class.
* Candidates getting more than 80% marks in first attempt will come under First Class with distinction category.
Syllabus:
The questions in the exam will be asked from:
* Decision Making
* Problem Solving
* Case Analysis
* Conceptual
* Knowledge
There could be a case study with a set of about 5 questions.
Contact Details:
The Officer-in-Charge
DBF Examinations of IIBF
Manipal Universal Learning Private Limited
Syndicate House Manipal 576 104,
Karnataka
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate who has done a Bachelor’s course from a recognized University in any disciple.
* The minimum duration of the course must not be less than 3 years.
* The candidate must have got an aggregate of 50% marks in the Bachelor’s degree.
* The candidates currently in their final year of graduation are also eligible to apply lest they have to submit all the necessary documents before their admission.
Important Dates:
1. Enrolment for the program starts : June, 2008
2. Last date of the exam : End of Jan, 2009
Examination Pattern:
* The medium of the exam will be English.
* Total of three sections would be there, based on the difficulty level viz. basic, intermediate, and advanced level
* Their will be total of 120 questions which need to be answered in 120 minutes.
* Their will be negative marking scheme applied in the test. For example, if there are 4 choices in one question then 1/8 mark will be deducted for each wrong answer.
Passing Criteria:
* The one who gets minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in a single attempt with 45% marks in individual section will be declared as pass.
* Candidates getting more than 70% marks will be declared as First Class.
* Candidates getting more than 80% marks in first attempt will come under First Class with distinction category.
Syllabus:
The questions in the exam will be asked from:
* Decision Making
* Problem Solving
* Case Analysis
* Conceptual
* Knowledge
There could be a case study with a set of about 5 questions.
Contact Details:
The Officer-in-Charge
DBF Examinations of IIBF
Manipal Universal Learning Private Limited
Syndicate House Manipal 576 104,
Karnataka
IITD 2009 MBA
Indian Institute of Technology Department of Management Studies provides both part time and full time management programs. The duration of the part time program is 3 years. The main aim of the program is to embed students with skills of Marketing, Finance, Strategy, Human Resource, Operation and Information Technology. The program was started with intension to enable the managers to effectively contribute in evolving core competencies in Indian industry.
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate must have done bachelor’s course of minimum 4 years in any of the fields like Engineering/Technology/Architecture/Pharmacy/B.Sc Agriculture Engineering OR
* The candidate must have obtained Master’s degree in any of the fields like Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Statistics, Computer Application, Electronic Science, Environmental Science, Operations Research, Computational/Information Science, Agriculture or Commerce / Economics.
* The candidate must have got a minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in the respective degree course or a minimum OR
* The candidate must have got a score of 6.75 or above in equivalent CGPA.
* The candidate should possess a minimum of 2 years work experience for applying into this course.
Important Dates:
1. Last date for receipt of application forms : End of Feb, 2009
2. Date of commencement of test : 2nd Week of Mar, 2009
3. Group Discussion/ Personal Interview : 3rd Week of Apr, 2009
4. Declaration of successful candidates : Starting of May, 2009
5. Commencement of Classes : Starting of Aug, 2009
Admission Procedure:
* The students will be short-listed on the basis of their performance in the written test.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the written test as well as in GD and PI.
Examination Pattern and Syllabus:
1. The questions will be asked of the level equivalent to CAT exam conducted by IIMs.
2. The question will be asked from the sections like:
* Verbal
* Quantitative
* Analytical
* Data Interpretation
* Business Awareness Abilities
Contact Details:
Department of Management Studies,
IV Floor, Vishwakarma Bhavan,
Indian Institute of Technology Delhi.
Hauz Khas, New Delhi - 110016.
India.
Ph. No. : 011-26591171, Fax: 011-26862620
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate must have done bachelor’s course of minimum 4 years in any of the fields like Engineering/Technology/Architecture/Pharmacy/B.Sc Agriculture Engineering OR
* The candidate must have obtained Master’s degree in any of the fields like Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Statistics, Computer Application, Electronic Science, Environmental Science, Operations Research, Computational/Information Science, Agriculture or Commerce / Economics.
* The candidate must have got a minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in the respective degree course or a minimum OR
* The candidate must have got a score of 6.75 or above in equivalent CGPA.
* The candidate should possess a minimum of 2 years work experience for applying into this course.
Important Dates:
1. Last date for receipt of application forms : End of Feb, 2009
2. Date of commencement of test : 2nd Week of Mar, 2009
3. Group Discussion/ Personal Interview : 3rd Week of Apr, 2009
4. Declaration of successful candidates : Starting of May, 2009
5. Commencement of Classes : Starting of Aug, 2009
Admission Procedure:
* The students will be short-listed on the basis of their performance in the written test.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the written test as well as in GD and PI.
Examination Pattern and Syllabus:
1. The questions will be asked of the level equivalent to CAT exam conducted by IIMs.
2. The question will be asked from the sections like:
* Verbal
* Quantitative
* Analytical
* Data Interpretation
* Business Awareness Abilities
Contact Details:
Department of Management Studies,
IV Floor, Vishwakarma Bhavan,
Indian Institute of Technology Delhi.
Hauz Khas, New Delhi - 110016.
India.
Ph. No. : 011-26591171, Fax: 011-26862620
MDR 2009 MBA
Institute of Management Development and Research is a part of 124 years old Deccan education Society. It is one of the most reputed institute providing Management courses in Pune. The institute was set in 1977 with the aim of propagating education all over the country. The institute offers management courses at a nominal fee structure, keeping in mind the traditions of Deccan education Society. IMDR has a unique selection process in which candidates are selected of their performance in ‘Group Work’ and a ‘Behavioural Event Interview’ (B.E.I).
Available Courses:
* The institute offers both full time and part time courses. The full time programs for MBA are:
1. Management
2. International Trade
3. Human Resource
* Special part time courses are also available for working professionals and training corporate.
* There is also a two year PGDM program which is based on the Instructional Systems Design Methodology (ISDM). The basic aim of the program is to integrate the various courses of management.
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate must appear for Common Admission Test (CAT) which is to be conducted by IIMs on 16th Nov, 2008.
* The candidate must have got a Bachelor’s degree in any discipline from a recognized University.
* The duration of the Bachelor’s course done should be at least 3 years.
* The candidate should have got a minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in Bachelor’s course.
* The rebate is offered for the students belonging to SC/ST category. The minimum percentage required for these candidates is 45%.
* The candidates currently in their final year of graduation are also eligible to apply lest they have to submit all the necessary documents before their admission.
Important Dates:
* Sale of application forms starts : 1st week of Sep, 2008
* Last date to submit the application form : End of Nov, 2008
Selection Procedure:
* The admission of the student will be done on the basis of the merit obtained in the CAT exam.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the CAT exam as well as Group work and Behavioural Event Interview.
Contact Details:
The Resigtrar,
IMDR, DE Society Campus,
Deccan Gymkhana, Pune - 411 004.
Tel: + 91 20 25653186, 25652754.
Fax: + 91 20 25654371,
Web: www.imdr.edu
Available Courses:
* The institute offers both full time and part time courses. The full time programs for MBA are:
1. Management
2. International Trade
3. Human Resource
* Special part time courses are also available for working professionals and training corporate.
* There is also a two year PGDM program which is based on the Instructional Systems Design Methodology (ISDM). The basic aim of the program is to integrate the various courses of management.
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate must appear for Common Admission Test (CAT) which is to be conducted by IIMs on 16th Nov, 2008.
* The candidate must have got a Bachelor’s degree in any discipline from a recognized University.
* The duration of the Bachelor’s course done should be at least 3 years.
* The candidate should have got a minimum of 50% marks as aggregate in Bachelor’s course.
* The rebate is offered for the students belonging to SC/ST category. The minimum percentage required for these candidates is 45%.
* The candidates currently in their final year of graduation are also eligible to apply lest they have to submit all the necessary documents before their admission.
Important Dates:
* Sale of application forms starts : 1st week of Sep, 2008
* Last date to submit the application form : End of Nov, 2008
Selection Procedure:
* The admission of the student will be done on the basis of the merit obtained in the CAT exam.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the CAT exam as well as Group work and Behavioural Event Interview.
Contact Details:
The Resigtrar,
IMDR, DE Society Campus,
Deccan Gymkhana, Pune - 411 004.
Tel: + 91 20 25653186, 25652754.
Fax: + 91 20 25654371,
Web: www.imdr.edu
HP CMAT 2009 MBA
Himachal Pradesh Combined Management Aptitude Test is conducted for the students who aspire to take admission to Management course. The merit obtained in the Aptitude test is valid for admission to various college and institutions of Himachal Pradesh. No separate test is conducted by individual colleges for admission in MBA course in Himachal Pradesh. The exam is usually conducted in the month of June at various places like Shimla, Solan, Dharmshala, Chandigarh and Delhi.
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate who has a pass bachelor’s degree in any discipline from any recognized University.
* The candidate should have got a minimum of 50% aggregate in the bachelor’s course. The candidates under reserved category (SC/ST) should have a minimum of 45% aggregate.
* The maximum age of the candidate as on 1st Jul, 2009 should not be greater than 26 years.
* The candidates belonging to SC/ST category has been given relaxation. The maximum age limit for these candidates is 29 years.
* The students who are currently in their final year of bachelor’s course are also eligible to apply lest they fulfill all other conditions stated above.
Admission Procedure:
* The admission of the student will be done on the basis of the merit obtained in the Aptitude test.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the written test, GD and PI.
Important Dates:
* Last date for the receipt of the application forms : End of May, 2009
* Commencement of HP CMAT : Mid of June, 2009
Examination Pattern and Syllabus:
1. Their will be four sections in the aptitude test.
2. Each section will have approximately 50 questions.
3. The questions will be asked from:
* English Comprehension
* Reasoning
* Business Environment
* Arithmetic Comprehension & Data Interpretation.
Institutes in which admission can be sought through HP CMAT:
* MBA Programme of IMS, HP University, Summerhill, Shimla
* MBA (Agribusiness) programme of Dr. YS Parmar University, Nauni, Solan
* MBA Programme of other Private Institutions affiliated to HP University
Contact Details:
Himachal Pradesh University
Summer Hill, Shimla
Himachal Pradesh
Tel: 91 - 0177- 2830938, 2831653
Fax: 91 - 0177 – 2830938
Website: http://www.imsshimla.org/
Eligibility Criteria:
* The candidate who has a pass bachelor’s degree in any discipline from any recognized University.
* The candidate should have got a minimum of 50% aggregate in the bachelor’s course. The candidates under reserved category (SC/ST) should have a minimum of 45% aggregate.
* The maximum age of the candidate as on 1st Jul, 2009 should not be greater than 26 years.
* The candidates belonging to SC/ST category has been given relaxation. The maximum age limit for these candidates is 29 years.
* The students who are currently in their final year of bachelor’s course are also eligible to apply lest they fulfill all other conditions stated above.
Admission Procedure:
* The admission of the student will be done on the basis of the merit obtained in the Aptitude test.
* The students short-listed will be then called for Group Discussion and Personal Interview.
* The final selection will be made on the collective performance of the student in the written test, GD and PI.
Important Dates:
* Last date for the receipt of the application forms : End of May, 2009
* Commencement of HP CMAT : Mid of June, 2009
Examination Pattern and Syllabus:
1. Their will be four sections in the aptitude test.
2. Each section will have approximately 50 questions.
3. The questions will be asked from:
* English Comprehension
* Reasoning
* Business Environment
* Arithmetic Comprehension & Data Interpretation.
Institutes in which admission can be sought through HP CMAT:
* MBA Programme of IMS, HP University, Summerhill, Shimla
* MBA (Agribusiness) programme of Dr. YS Parmar University, Nauni, Solan
* MBA Programme of other Private Institutions affiliated to HP University
Contact Details:
Himachal Pradesh University
Summer Hill, Shimla
Himachal Pradesh
Tel: 91 - 0177- 2830938, 2831653
Fax: 91 - 0177 – 2830938
Website: http://www.imsshimla.org/
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