Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Men just take 8.2 seconds to fall in love!

It takes 8.2 seconds for a man to fall in love at first sight, say scientists.

What's more, if a man's gaze is more like four seconds, research suggests, he is less than impressed.

But if the eye contact breaks the 8.2 second barrier, he could be in love, say boffins.

However, women treat both hunks and geeks alike, with their eyes lingering on both for similar amounts of time, reports The Telegraph.

To reach the conclusion, researchers used hidden cameras, and secretly tracked the eye movements of 115 students as they spoke to actors and actresses.

They were then asked to rate their conversation partner's attractiveness.

The journal Archives of Sexual Behavior reported that men looked into the eyes of actresses they considered beautiful for an average of 8.2 seconds, but that dropped to 4.5 seconds when gazing at those they rated less attractive.

The female students, however, did not differ in the amount of time they spent looking at the actors.

According to researchers, men use eye contact to seek out fit and fertile mates.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

very sweet love story....

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.'Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And,every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.


After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
'My dearest,please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything..

Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'.

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?

It's sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him..Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.'

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Definition OF KISS :) padho padho ...!!!

Prof .of Economics



Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.




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Prof. Of Accountancy



Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.




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Prof. Of Algebra



Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.




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Prof. Of Geometry



Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.




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Prof. Of Physics



Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.




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Prof. Of Chemistry



Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.




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Prof. Of Zoology



Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.




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Prof. Of Physiology



Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.




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Prof. Of Dentistry



Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.




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Prof. Of Philosophy



Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.




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Prof. Of English



Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.




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Prof. Of Architecture



Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects




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Prof. Of Comp.Science



What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable



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What MEN / WOMEN Says and What's their actual Meaning.

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What's their actual Meaning.


WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?



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MEN'S WORDS


1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

give ur wife ur full salary or else....

A letter of Husband to Wife:*

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen.

*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
Hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.